The last satisfyinghire you'll ever make.
An AI employee that runs your business, builds your tools, and gets smarter every day.
50 merchants · invite only
The Reality
You're the bottleneck.
You answer the emails. You check the inventory. You train the new hire who quits in three months.
You wake up at 2am because something broke.
Your business can't grow past you.
The Shift
What if it just... ran?
Imagine waking up to a briefing instead of a fire. Your orders processed. Your customers answered. Your inventory updated.
It answered 14 customer messages while you slept.
It built a new dashboard because it noticed you needed one.
It learned your VIP's favorite brand and DM'd them when it dropped.
How It Works
Discovery → Deploy → Done.
Discovery
We learn your business like a new hire would — except in days, not months. Every channel, every workflow, every bottleneck mapped.
Deploy
Your agent goes live across every channel you use. Connected to your tools, trained on your data, speaking in your voice. Day one.
Scale
It gets smarter every day. Builds new tools. Automates new workflows. Eventually manages other agents. You scale without hiring.
The Proof
This isn't a demo.
This is Tuesday.
Our first agent runs a real wholesale operation. 24/7. Across 6 channels. Autonomously.
0
Channels managed
0
Clients served
$0
Dev payroll
0
No days off
← whatsapp · new order from VIP member
✓ Order verified — 3 items, $142.97
✓ VIP discount applied — 10% → $128.67
✓ Confirmation sent via Telegram
✓ Inventory synced across all channels
⏺ Completed in 4.2s — no human involved
Three Levels
Where's your dot?
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Operator
It runs your ops.
From $2,500/mo
- +Single-channel deployment
- +Order & customer management
- +Automated responses
- +Daily briefings
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Builder
It builds your tools.
$10K + $5K/mo
- +Multi-channel (3+)
- +Custom tool building
- +Workflow automation
- +Agent memory & learning
- +Voice & personality
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Architect
It runs your company.
$50K+ engagement
- +Unlimited channels
- +Multi-agent orchestration
- +Infrastructure management
- +Agent-to-agent comms
- +Custom voice cloning
- +White-glove deployment
Your competitors will have one soon.
Will you have one first?
50 spots. First cohort.
Not ready? Watch an agent work.
DOTS · Dev On The Side · 2026